you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.
how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce
Brilliant now I have to get it from you as well, thank you very very much
I’m never going to get a car
In other news I have decided a return to tumblr is in order, too many people that I don’t really know ask what my tweets are about and it’s stopping me from saying what I want to say. But with tumblr, I can count on 1 hand the people that will see what I post who I actually know, and I don’t mind telling any of them what my posts are about.